Big Ticket Items Will Require A Goat

| | Right | April 3, 2008

(It was late into my eight hour shift at a huge retail drugstore chain, and I was getting tired of dumb questions.)

Customer: “Do you take credit cards here?”

Me: “No, ma’am. We only take live chickens and large rocks.”

(The customer actually had a sense of humor and started laughing, while my manager was laughing too hard to yell at me.)

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  • Trillium

    *customer runs out and returns with a large rock*
    *you are forced to honor the price you said yourself*