Big Hero 5 ft
(I’m messaging with an ex over Facebook. We have been broken up for about a year, but I sometimes think he still has feelings for me. Note: I am notoriously short.)
Ex: “I wanna see Big Hero 6!”
Me: “Oh, my god! So do I!”
Ex: “This is why I need you.”
Me: *doesn’t respond*
Ex: “I can’t go see it by myself. I’ll look weird. I need a little girl to go with me.”
Me: *relaxes*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
