Bi-Curiouser and Curiouser
Editors' Choice, Funny Stories, Ignoring & Inattentive, LGBTQ, New Hampshire, Retail, USA, Wordplay | Right
| June 30, 2010
(I am speaking Spanish to a customer at the register. I finish the transaction and see the next customer.)
Customer: *speaking loudly and slowly* “Hello! I want to pay cash!”
Me: “Find everything you need today?”
Customer: “Wow! So, you can speak English and Spanish? I didn’t think you spoke any English.”
Me: “Yes, I’m bilingual.”
Customer: “Wow! So, you speak two languages fluently and you’re gay?”
Me: “No, just bilingual.”
Customer: “I heard you the first time, silly! Lots of gay pride in you, huh?”
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