BFFs: Best Fishes Forever

| Related | April 29, 2012

(I am a female and my long-distance best friend, also a female, are extremely close. I’m talking to my mom about me someday moving closer to her.)

Me: “I just can’t stand being away from her, because she’s my lobster.”

Mom: “Um, what?”

Me: “I saw on TV recently that lobsters mate for life. Not that [friend’s name] and I are lesbians!”

Mom: *pause* “Are you sure about that?”

Me: “Uh, yes! I’m sure we’re not—”

Mom: “No, no! I meant about lobsters mating for life!”

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