Beware The Clerk That Can Tone Match…
It’s my first month during my first job. Another customer is talking to me while I am counting out change, so I have to start over.
Customer: “Good thing they don’t need a GED to hire here, huh?”
Me: *Stopping the count.* “Good thing you don’t have to be a decent human being to be a customer here, huh?”
Customer: “Hey man… it was just a joke.”
Me: “Here is your change… sir.”
He had the decency to look embarrassed, and hopefully, he will think again before making a joke like that in the future.






