Beware Of Greek Olives Bearing Gifts

| Related | December 26, 2013

(It’s Christmas Eve. My wife and I are at her sister’s house for the family gathering.)

Sister-In-Law: *to me* “I just noticed that there are no gifts under the tree for you, so I’m going to wrap up this can of black olives so you have something to unwrap. But I’ll need it back later. It’s part of dinner.”

(My sister-in-law walks away.)

Me: *to my wife* “Did that really just happen?”

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