Better Than Being Dragged To A Cave
Outdoors/Outside | Romantic
| February 26, 2012
(My boyfriend and I are at a hockey game. He hands me a misshapen shelled peanut.)
Me: “Aw thanks. Wait, did you just give me this one because it’s a mutant?”
Him: “No, but I am following my primate instincts. I’m trying to mate with you, so I’m winning you over with peanuts.”
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