Better ‘Safe’ Than Sorry
(My manager has just come out of a meeting with her manager.)
Manager: “[Her Manager] just told me to remove my name badge from my lanyard. I always wear it there; I don’t see what the problem is.”
Me: “Your key lanyard?”
Manager: “Yes. Just in case I lose them, everyone will know they are mine.”
Me: “Uh, your key lanyard with the front door, back door, and office keys?”
Manager: “Yes, why?”
Me: “The office that holds the safe?”
Manager: “It’s got a combination.”
Me: “It’s not a very secure combination. If I was robbing the place it would be the second combination I would try.”
Manager: “What would be the first?”
Me: “0000.”
Manager: “Oh… maybe I should change the combination. Anyway, there’s a code on the tearoom door.”
Me: “The tearoom door that is in the wall that doesn’t go all the way to the ceiling? The same one you keep the ladder next to?”
Manager: “Oh, s***.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.