Better Have A Big Fat Apology, Part 7

| Romantic | May 22, 2014

(I’ve been feeling a little bit fat lately and have been complaining to my fiancé about it.)

Fiancé: “You’re not fat!”

Me: “Yes, I am.”

Fiancé: “No, you’re not and I’m not going to kiss you anymore until you agree you’re not fat.”

Me: “I’ll just lie, then.”

Fiancé: “I know when you’re lying.”

Me: “I’m skinny.”

Fiancé: “You’re lying.”

Me: “…”


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