Best Way To Get Rid Of Customers: Close The Store

, , , , | Right | April 2, 2020

(I work at a popular music retailer. A rather snippy elderly gentleman is looking for a ridiculously specific guitar part.)

Customer: “Y’know, I went to [Other Store] before coming here, and you know what? I’m never going there again!”

Me: “Oh, what happened?”

Customer: “I went there and they were closed! They’re never getting my business again!”

(Oh, how I wished we had been closed.)

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