Best To Try To Rise Above It
(I am in the middle of a health scare involving my lungs, and my doctor has told me not to use the stairs for more than one flight. I need to be on the fourth floor, so I am waiting for the elevator when a patron storms up to me.)
Patron: “Excuse me! I don’t know if you read the sign, but it clearly says that this elevator is for handicapped people. Not people who are just too lazy to use the stairs.”
Me: “…I beg your pardon?”
Patron: “You need to leave the elevator for the people who really need it.”
Me: “Ma’am, I need the elevator.”
Patron: “That’s bulls***.”
Me: “Look, lady. One of my LUNGS is not functioning right now, and my doctor has told me that I’m not allowed to take the stairs.”
Patron: “Your doctor is too easy on you!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.