Best To Nip That One In The Bud
Outdoors/Outside | Related
| September 7, 2013
(I am out teaching my brother how to ride a scooter. We are on our way back when he slows down and stops.)
Brother: “My nipples hurt!”
Me: “What? Do you even know where your nipples are?”
Brother: *points to his lower ribs* “They’re here.”
Me: “Those are your RIBS!”
Brother: “But do I have nipples?”
Me: “Uhhh… I guess… but they’re not in your ribs.”
Brother: “But do girls have nipples?”
Me: “Yeah, girls do have them.”
Brother: “But not all the girls have nipples. The ones with the really long hair don’t have nipples!”
Me: “WHAT? Where did you learn that?”
Brother: “Sesame Street!”
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