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(I am a server assistant at a popular 40’s style diner.)
Customer: “Excuse me, there’s something wrong with my burger.”
Me: “What is it?”
Customer: “Well, it doesn’t have a bun.”
Me: “Hmm, what did you order?”
Customer: “The all-natural, low-carb burger.”
Me: “Well, the bun is made of bread which is loaded with carbs. So, if you wanted a low-carb burger, there would be no bun.”
Customer: “Oh…that makes sense now!”
Guest: “So, where are you from?”
Me: “I’m from Missouri.”
Guest: “Really?! My wife has some family up there! It’s in Ohio, right?”
Me: *speechless*
Guest: “Oh, wait. That’s a state, isn’t it?”
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Me: “How may I help you?”
Customer: “I need a very fine grit sandpaper.”
Me: “Here you go.”
Customer: “Thanks! This will be perfect for my teeth!”
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Customer: “Do you sell MP3s?”
Me: “MP3 players, sir?”
Customer: “No, no, no. I want to buy MP3s.”
Me: “You can buy MP3s from our website’s digital store. It’s really easy. However, we don’t sell MP3s in-store, I’m afraid.”
Customer: “So, you don’t sell MP3s in-store? Why?”
Me: “You can’t hold an MP3, sir.”
(While resetting a user’s password…)
Me: “Okay, the password needs to be at least seven characters long, has to have at least one upper case letter, one lower case letter, and one number.”
User: “What about an upper case number?”
Me: “…”