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(While resetting a user’s password…)
Me: “Okay, the password needs to be at least seven characters long, has to have at least one upper case letter, one lower case letter, and one number.”
User: “What about an upper case number?”
Me: “…”
(Me loading lumber on a rack)
Customer: “Excuse me. Where is your Lumber Department?”
The lady swipes her card
Lady: “Which button do I press? Credit or debit?”
Me: “Is it a debit or credit card?”
Lady: “Credit.”
Me: *face meet palm*
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Me: “Hello, thank you for calling [Store], how may I help you?”
Customer: “Do you have any floating candles?”
Me: “Yes, sir, we have a Fourth of July set of red, white and blue star-shaped floating candles, and we also carry a set shaped like seashells.”
Customer: “Yeah, I saw those. The seashells are too ghetto. Do you have any plain white ones?”
Me: “No, I’m afraid the seashells and the stars are all we have. They’re too… ghetto, did you say?”
Customer: “Yeah, this is for an outdoor party, you know? Thanks anyway.”
This story is part of our July 4th roundup!
(I go to a table of four, a mom and dad and two kids who are ready to order.)
Husband: “How big are your pizzas?”
Me: “They are ten-inch pizzas, sir.”
Husband: “Well how big is ten inches?”
(And before I can answer, the wife chimes in.)
Wife: “You wouldn’t know anything about ten inches, dear.”
(I stood there for a moment with my mouth open, before I ran to the wait station and started laughing hysterically.)
This story is part of our Bickering Couple roundup!
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