Best Response All Year

, , , | Right | August 17, 2018

(I’m working at a calendar kiosk when a male customer walks up.)

Customer: “I need a large calendar. I don’t care what’s on it; it just needs to be big.”

Me: “Any general preferences?”

Customer: “No, the pictures don’t matter at all, as long as it’s big enough.”

(I turn to the nearest shelf and grab the first oversized calendar I see; “365 Days of Fashionable Shoes.”)

Customer: *pauses and stares at it* “I deserve that.”

(He settled on a Nat Geo for himself, and got the shoe calendar for his girlfriend.)

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