Best Pet Advice, Ever
Customer: “Hi, can you help me?”
Me: “Sure, what do you need?”
Customer: “I’m looking for a puppy. I need one that doesn’t grow.”
Me: “Uh… all puppies grow.”
Customer: “But, I need one that doesn’t.”
Me: “Maybe a toy chihuahua? They only get to be about seven lbs.”
Customer: “How big are they now?”
Me: “They’re about four lbs right now.”
Customer: “BUT THAT MEANS THEY GROW!”
Me: “Ma’am, all puppies grow.”
Customer: “BUT I WANT ONE THAT DOESN’T.”
Me: “Then maybe you should try Build-A-Bear.”
