Best Not Quibble About The Dribble

(I’m getting into bed and joining my wife, who’s already asleep. As I do, she wakes up slightly and cuddles up with her head on my shoulder.)

Wife: “I drooled on my pillow.”

Me: “That’s nice. Are you going to drool on me now, instead?”

Wife: “Mm-hmm.”

Me: “OK.”