Best Keep An Eye On Her

(My sister is cleaning up a Barbie doll in preparation for giving it to a charity shop. The doll’s head has seen better days, and its facial decorations are gone, making it look odd with no eyes or lips. She is rethreading its hair and is making plans for painting on the face again.)

Me: “That thing looks so creepy without eyes.”

Sister: “So will [Brother].”

Brother: “Wait, what?”

(I just laughed. My sister is amazing and creepy at the same time.)

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