Best Check The Fridge For Fava Beans

| Romantic | March 20, 2012

(My boyfriend has just come back from the bar, and is a bit tipsy. He snuggles up to me in bed.)

Boyfriend: “Mmm, your hair smells good.”

Me: “Thanks, hun.”

Boyfriend: “It makes me want to eat you.”

Me: “But, then I wouldn’t be here with you anymore.”

Boyfriend: “No, you would always be with me, forever, because I ate you!”

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