Benefits Are All About Sustaining Labor
Me: “Hello, benefit section, new claims.”
Caller: “My wife wants to claim for a baby.”
Me: “Your wife just had a child? How old is the child?”
Caller: “Two years old.”
Me: “I’m sorry, if the child is that old you cannot receive additional benefits.”
Caller: “But we need money.”
Me: “I understand but it’s too late now. She could have claimed eleven weeks before the child was born or up until it was a year old. There is nothing we can do now.”
Caller: “So how does my wife get money for a baby?”
Me: “Well, she needs to be pregnant.”
Caller: “Okay! I will call you back.”
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