Belted Out The Punch Line

(I’m on an indoor ride that does not require seat belts. We are just about to start the ride in our vehicle, when one of the ride operators gets our attention.)

Ride Operator: “If you guys could each pull on the yellow strap to be sure your seat belt is fastened, you’ll be good to go!”

(The riders looked down to make sure they were fastened, and then they all laughed at the realization that no one, in fact, had a seat belt!)