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Belladonna, Lettuce, And Tomato

| Romantic | October 4, 2016

(I look down at the lunchbox that I take to work and see a drawing on it, but the kids’ lunchboxes are surprisingly graffiti free.)

Me: “Honey, why is there a skull and crossbones on my lunchbox?”

Wife: “So I knew which sandwiches were poisoned.”

Me: “Unh…”