Belladonna, Lettuce, And Tomato
(I look down at the lunchbox that I take to work and see a drawing on it, but the kids’ lunchboxes are surprisingly graffiti free.)
Me: “Honey, why is there a skull and crossbones on my lunchbox?”
Wife: “So I knew which sandwiches were poisoned.”
Me: “Unh…”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?