Belaboring The Points
Me: “Thank you for calling [Tech Support]. How can I help you?”
Customer: “Hi, yes. I just got back from surgery and I can’t remember my email password.”
Me: “Sure, I’ll be glad to help. Let me pull up your account and we can reset your password.”
(We proceed with a very routine process of setting a new email password. About halfway through, she bursts out laughing.)
Customer: “I’m sorry. My coworkers just handed me a card congratulating me on the new twins. I guess you can tell what kind of surgery I had, huh?”
Me: “I gu–”
Customer: “I’ve got BOOBS!”