Being Very Frank About Your Art

(I’m in art class, playing with chalk. I’ve decided to cover my paper with huge, multi-colored, pastel hearts. The teacher is wandering around commenting on each student’s work.)

Teacher: *walking up behind me* “Oh, that’s so pretty! You could work for Anne Frank!”

Me: *startled* “Wha– For WHO!?”

Teacher: “Anne Frank! You know, with the dolphins, and unicorns?”

Me: “That’s LISA Frank!”

Teacher: “…Oh! Then who’s Anne Frank?”

Me: *incredulous* “The little Jewish girl! She hid in the attic!? From the Nazis!?”

Teacher: “Is that who that was?” *wanders away*

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