Being The President Sucks
Customer: “Do you have a copy of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter?”
Me: “I’m not sure, let me check.” *I check our bestsellers section* “No sir, not at this time.”
Customer: “But did you look back in the history section?”
Me: “For Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter?”
Customer: “Yeah.”
Me: “No, I did not.”
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