Making A Religion Out Of Procrastination

(I am sitting on the couch with my boyfriend, considering studying.)

Me: “I need to get my book out of my car and study, but I don’t want to.”

Boyfriend: “What would Jesus do?”

Me: “He would tell me to get my book and study.”

Boyfriend: “No, he would ask, ‘What is a book and a car?!’”

Me: “I love the way you think.”