Being Cross-The-Street Wise
(I’m on the bus, heading to work. The driver stops for a woman who doesn’t quite get on the bus.)
Woman: “Are you going downtown?”
Driver: “No, that bus stops across the street.”
Woman: “I need to get downtown.”
Driver: “Okay, you’ll have to cross the street.”
Woman: “If I get on the bus, will you take me downtown?”
Driver: “No, ma’am.”
Woman: “Why?! Google says [route number] goes downtown!”
(I don’t wanna be late for work, so I go near the door.)
Me: “Cross the freaking street! We’ve got places to be!”
(The woman glares at me but walks towards the crosswalk. I turn to the bus driver.)
Me: “Sorry, I should have been nicer. Do you need to throw me off?”
Driver: “H*** nah! If you hadn’t already paid, I’d give you a free ride.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.