Being Cold Is A Pet Peeve

(It is winter, and temperatures are dropping to the single digits. Our dog occasionally sleeps in my bed when it’s cold.)

Dog: *nudges me awake*

Me: “HUH? What’s the matter?”

Dog: *stares*

Me: “You are cold aren’t you? You want to get in the COVERS?”

Dog: *wags tail*

Me: “In you go, then.”

(I lift the covers, the dog goes, curls up, and starts snoring instantly.)

Me: “D*** dog.” *goes back to sleep*