Being A Horror Is Hereditary
I am watching “Midsommar” when my sister texts me asking me what I’m doing. I tell her I’m watching a movie and I’ll text her later.
Sister: “So, was that movie any good?”
My sister loves horror movies while I mostly find them boring. I enjoyed the movie enough so I think she would like it.
Me: “Yeah, I liked it. It’s free on [Streaming App], so you should watch it when you get a chance.”
Sister: “What’s it about?”
I decide to have some fun with her.
Me: “It’s about a woman who goes on a trip to Sweden with her friends and discovers herself in the process.”
Sister: “That sounds kinda boring, but if you said it’s good I’ll maybe try it.”
Later on in the week, I get another text from my sister.
Sister: “B****, you lied to me! You made it seem like it would be some feel-good movie. It was literally a horror movie!”
Me: “It’s from the same guy who did Hereditary; that should have been your first clue!”
Sister: “What’s Hereditary? I’ve never heard of it before.”
Me: “Oh, it’s a drama about a grieving family suffering from tragedy after the death of their grandmother. It’s really good; you should watch it!”
Sister: “Oh, f*** you.”
Question of the Week
What is the most stupid reason a customer has asked to see your manager?