Being A Good Spurt

(An OB/Gyn who specializes in fertility treatments is hoping to get sperm donors from the male members of our pre-med organization.)

Fertility Doc: “So, if you would like to be a donor, I call you when a specimen is needed. You give the sample and we send you a check.”

Pre-Med Student: “How often do you need specimens?”

Fertility Doc: “Oh, these things come in spurts.”

(Everyone starts laughing too hard to speak.)

Fertility Doc: “What’d I say? What’s so funny?”