Being A Cat Lady: There’s An App For That
(My friends and I, all women in our early twenties, decide to get together for a movie marathon and game night. As it gets later and later, the conversation turns to romantic relationships, and the fact that I have yet to have one is brought up. So, one of my friends talks us all into joining a popular dating app. We amuse ourselves by going through profiles on our phones for a while, until this happens.)
Friend #1: *in response to an excited look on my face* “[My Name], are you still on [Dating App]?”
Me: “No, I got bored with that one a while ago. I’m playing [Game] now.”
Friend #3: “You still play [Game]?!”
Friend #2: “Wait, I’ve never heard of [Game] before. What is it?”
Me: *shows her my phone* “It’s this cute game where you have to collect the different cats that come visit your yard . . .” *realizes I just literally chose cats over boys* “This is probably a more accurate description of me than I would like.”
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