Behold The Field In Which I Grow My F***s. Lay Thine Eyes Upon It And Thou Shalt See That It Is Barren, Part 2
Employees, Fast Food, Impossible Demands, Last Day, Perfect Comebacks, Sarcasm, Teenagers, USA | Right
| February 26, 2024
It’s my last day in fast food before leaving for college, so I have run out of f***s to give.
Customer: “Your prices are too high!”
Me: “Well, it’s a good thing you’re talking to me, as I personally set the prices for the entire company nationwide.”
Customer: “Wait, really?”
Me: “No, sir. I’m seventeen and on minimum wage.”
Customer: “No need to be smart.”
Me: “One of us has to be.”
