Behaving Wildly Inappropriately

, , , , | Right | December 13, 2017

(I work at a small tourist attraction as part of the steam train crew. We stop for a few minutes so the visitors can see inside the engine and find out a bit of history of tree logging over 100 years ago. Where we stop is a small clearing in the forest. There are small, native, flightless birds walking around. The birds are wild; they are not pets or anything like it.)

Customer: “Is that a wild bird?”

Me: *about the 1000th time I’ve answered this question this week* “No, it’s only mildly upset.”

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