Before There Was Any New Hope Of Finding It

| Related | January 13, 2016

(It is 2004. My mother is in a really bad mood and is making me help her put all of the DVD’s in alphabetical order, to make them easier to find. We would put movies that had sequels or more in a different section and we were on Star Wars. We had episodes 1,2,4,5,6.)

Mother: “Where is it?!”

Me: “Huh?”

Mother:Star Wars: Episode 3! Do YOU have it?!”

Me: “No…”

Mother: “Well, where the h*** is it?!”

(She then went from room to room searching. Finally she goes downstairs and into my brother’s bedroom and I heard her yelling.)

Mother: “WHERE THE H*** IS STAR WARS EPISODE THREE?!”

(There is silence and finally she comes back upstairs, looking annoyed and red-faced.)

Me: “Did he have it?”

Mother: “No… He said, ‘Well, we can go and see it next month when it comes to theaters.'”

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