Been Waiting To Kill ‘Bills’

(One of my housemates is a real jerk. It’s the last day before I move out, and jerk housemate is trying to con me into giving him money for ‘bills.’ When I don’t believe him, he tries to use his height and build to intimidate me, as I’m a girl and small.  I know how to fight and I’m not impressed or responding to his aggression in kind.)

Other Housemate: *comes into the hallway on his phone, sees us squaring off* “Dad, I’m gonna have to call you back. I’ve waited nine months for this and I’m not missing it now…”