Been There, Done That, Bought The T-Shirt

(About a month in advance we were warned on a particular day to wear smart clothes for an important visitor to the office. Normally we only speak to customers over the phone so dress code is fairly lax. The week before, a colleague is constantly talking about needing to dress smart on Monday. I walk to work in some very uncomfortable black shoes, in oppose to my comfy hiking shoes, to find Colleague in jeans, sneakers, and a hoodie.)

Me: “Umm… Did you forget smart dress day?”

Colleague: “Nah, I put a shirt on.”

(He is indeed wearing a casual collared shirt…)