Been Killing These Scams Since The 90s
(This happened in 2017 when those scam callers claiming to be the IRS were calling people about unpaid taxes. They tried to pull it on me and this is how it turned out.)
Scammer: “Hello, I’m calling for [My Name].”
Me: “One moment, please.”
Scammer: “Okay.”
Me: *starts playing a scene from the 90’s movie “Good Burger”* “Look out; he’s loose!” “Goodness gracious! He’s killing Sydney!” *crashing noise*
Scammer: “Sir, is everything all right?”
Me: *panting like I’m out of breath* “Yeah, just another day at the psych ward. Now, you were saying?”
Scammer: *hangs up*
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