Bee Careful Now
Me: “Can I get a name for the order?”
Customer: “It’s complicated; can I spell it?”
Me: “Sure!”
Customer: “M for… uh… mother-f***er.”
Me: *Trying not to laugh.* “M…”
Customer: “B for… uh… ‘B’.”
Me: *Stares.*
Customer: “Bee! Like bzzz!”
Her name was a long Swahili name, and she would accept no abbreviations.
