Bedtime Vs. Lifetime Stories

(Note: I’m on the phone with a customer, who is asking if we have a certain book available.)

Me: “We do have that book. Would you like to order a copy?”

Caller: “I don’t have time to wait for the mail. Can you just read it to me?”

Me: “Read you the book? It’s over 600 pages.”

Caller: “That’s okay. I have time!”