Because “Free” Is One Letter Away From “Fee”

| | Right | June 18, 2008

Me: “Thank you for calling tech support. May I help you?”

Customer: “How do you fix Debian?”

Me: “Depends on what the problem is. What are some of the issues you’re having?”

Customer: “I paid $700 for it! It should work PERFECTLY!”

Me: “Ma’am, Debian is free. If you paid $700 for it, all that means is that you’re an idiot.”

Customer: “Really?”

Me: “Yep. Anything else I can do for you?”

Customer: *click*

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  • Trillium

    Probably meant a computer with pre-installed Debian.

    • Siirenias

      I more suspect that she “pirated” Debian and wanted to pretend to be a paying customer.

      • Abigail Hermione Irwin

        That was my thought.