Because “Free” Is One Letter Away From “Fee”
Me: “Thank you for calling tech support. May I help you?”
Customer: “How do you fix Debian?”
Me: “Depends on what the problem is. What are some of the issues you’re having?”
Customer: “I paid $700 for it! It should work PERFECTLY!”
Me: “Ma’am, Debian is free. If you paid $700 for it, all that means is that you’re an idiot.”
Customer: “Really?”
Me: “Yep. Anything else I can do for you?”
Customer: *click*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
