Because Aramaic Is Sooo Last Millenium
Me: “Hi, can I help you?”
Customer: “Yeah. I rented this movie, and ya’ll gave me the wrong one. This one has subtitles, and I wanted it in English.”
Me: “Sorry, sir. But Passion of The Christ is supposed to be in subtitles. It’s the way Mel Gibson made it.”
Customer: “Ya gotta be kiddin’ me! Why would he do somethin’ stupid like that?”
Me: “Well, I’m guessing he just wanted to be true to its roots.”
Customer: “The idiot. Everyone knows the Bible is in English!”
Me: “…”
Customer: “So, can you fix it or what?”
Me: “Fix it? What do you mean?”
Customer: “Call up that Gibson feller and tell him to send you guys the English version!”
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