Beauty Is In The Eyes Of The Evildoer

| Romantic | September 3, 2012

(I’m looking in the mirror and commenting on my appearance, midway between positive and disparaging. My husband and I are geeks.)

Me: “I still don’t look that good, though.”

Husband: “It’s okay. I still think you’re beautiful.”

Me: *sighing* “Dear, you’d think I was beautiful if I was covered in warts, had green skin, and horns growing out of my ears.”

Husband: *without missing a beat* “No, then I’d take out my short sword and cut your head off. I slay evil!”

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