Beauty Is In The Eyes Of The Beer-Holder
(We are out to drink something and the alcohol makes my girlfriend a little emotional.)
Girlfriend: “I’m nothing special. I’m ordinary…”
Me: “You’re beautiful!”
Girlfriend: “You have to say that; you are my boyfriend.”
Me: “NO! I am your boyfriend BECAUSE you are beautiful.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
