Beauty And The Beastly Weights

| Romantic | November 11, 2012

(My fiancé and I are lying on her bed, joking around and discussing whether or not I’d let her date one of her friends.)

Fiancé: “That reminds me, I told him I’d ask if he could have some of your birthday cake.”

Me: “Of course he can have some cake.”

Fiancé: “…I thought you were going to say he could have me then.”

Me: “No. You’re stuck with me. I’m your ball and chain.”

Fiancé: “I thought I was supposed to be your ball and chain.”

Me: “We’re each other’s ball and chain.”

Fiancé: “Doesn’t that make us weights?”

Me: “I’m Dumb, you’re Bell(e).”

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