Beauty And The Beast
Me: “Ma’am, could you speak up?”
Customer: “Yes, sorry. So that’s a large pepperoni pizza and–”
*incoherent screaming*
Me: “Excuse me?”
Customer: “Sorry. Do you have chicken wings?”
Me: “Yes. Hot, mild, lemon pepper–”
*incoherent screaming*
Me: “Ma’am?”
Customer: “Sorry. An order of hot wings, then. Do you have two-liter drinks?”
Me: “No, but–”
*incoherent screaming*
Me: “Could you ask your friend to please quiet down?”
Customer: “He just needs some din-din before bed.”
Me: “Children can be testy this late at night.”
Customer: “Oh no, it’s my husband.”
Me: “Is it too late to change your mind?”
Customer: “Not yet. We got married today.”
Me: “…congratulations?”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
