Beating Around The Bush
(I’m working the box office and a woman storms up to the counter, holding a copy of a popular satire newspaper.)
Customer: “Have you seen this?”
Me: “Yeah, I read it all the time.”
Customer: “How can they get away with this?”
(She pushes the newspaper against the glass, and I can see a humorous picture of the President.)
Me: “I think that’s photoshopped.”
Customer: “No, it’s real! This is un-American! To degrade the office of the president by publishing this photo, it’s treasonous!”
Me: “You know it’s a joke, right?”
Customer: “What?”
Me: “It’s a parody newspaper. Nothing in it is actual news.”
Customer: “No, no, no, it was on the newsstand. I paid for this, and they’re defaming the president!”
Me: “It’s also free.”
Customer: *pauses*
Me: “Would you like a ticket?”
Customer: “One for Sicko…”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?