Beans From The Third Rice

, | Right | April 28, 2009

(On Mondays we have a medium cup of coffee for a dollar deal. A woman came in to order her drink.)

Customer: “I would like a small coffee with steamed milk.”

Me: “Okay.”

Customer: “Actually, it’s with soy milk.”

Me: “Okay.”

Customer: “And you know what? Make it a medium.”

Me: “Okay, that’ll be $3.18.”

Customer: “No, it’s only a dollar.”

Me: “But it’s steamed soy milk; that’s different from–”

Customer: “You guys are so soy unfriendly! If I have dairy I could go into anaphylactic shock! This is ridiculous; it’s a medium coffee! It’s only extra because of soy milk. I can’t believe this!”

Me: “Ma’am, it’s extra for two percent, too.”

Customer: “You are just a soy Nazi! Give me my money back; I’m going to [Competitor]. Don’t expect to see me again; this is so ridiculous! You guys aren’t going to make any money if you aren’t more soy friendly. You’re just soy Nazis!”

Me: “…”

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