The Beach Is Full Of Little Nippers
(I am sunbathing on the beach when a shadow hovers over me. I open my eyes and see it’s a young girl, probably four or five years old.)
Me: “Are you all right? Are you lost?”
Girl: “You have hairy nipples.”
Me: *taken aback* “Ugh, yeah.”
Girl: “Why?”
Me: “Because I’m a man?”
Girl: “Can I have hairy nipples?”
(Before I could respond, a woman (presumably her mother) appeared, grabbed her by the arm, and dragged her away, screaming so loudly about nipples that the entire beach stopped to take notice.)
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