Be Wary Of Your Six-Inch

(Today is my first day of working at a very popular sandwich delivery restaurant. I have only done two deliveries before this.)

Coworker: *getting off the phone* “All right, who’s the lucky b****** who gets this order.” *pause* “NEW GUY!”

Me: *confused* “Uhh, what’s up?”

Coworker: “You get to deliver to the strip club!”