Be Thankful For Spouses With Senses Of Humor

(My husband and I have a running joke that he (accidentally) calls me fat. Often, it requires a lot of imagination to get the quote to fit. This takes place as we’re on the way home from Thanksgiving dinner.)

Me: “We have a lot to feel thankful for this year, don’t we?”

Him: “Yeah, we do–but sweetheart, you’re the biggest thing I’m thankful for.”

(It’s clear that he’s meant the remark to be romantic.)

Me: “…did you just call me fat?”

Him: “Oh s***!”